don't brush and drive

I can do lots of things while driving my manual transmission, no-power-steering Festiva at 75mph, including but not limited to:

-making and receiving phone calls (limited due to prohibitively loud ambient noise);
-sending and receiving text messages;
-writing haiku;
-drinking green vita-drink out of my Klean Kanteen.

But don't we have to draw a line somewhere? In the past week, I've seen two people brushing their teeth while driving on the freeway.

March 26 am

You toothsome Tony!
Dislodged parsley shift. Blind me
with your gleaming gums.


March 26 pm

Two of me would make
three! "Corduroy (nylon); pay
(don't pay). Talk (don't talk)."